Hit John Kerry with a Stick
John Kerry...John Kerry...John Kerry.
That boy needs to go the Shaolin Temple and get some training.
Before he goes, he ought to get over to http://www.shaolinsecrets.com and get his very own copy of Secrets of the Shaolin Temple Volume I.
And then he needs to study it, read it; devour it. Carry it with him at all times.
Especially those times when he starts to do something that can jeopardize his political career...
Like open his mouth.
He needs to go to the Shaolin Temple. At the Temple, there is no talking. The training is the instructor teaching, you doing, and him correcting you when you screw up.
When I was training there this past summer, we trained for hours outside in the stifling, humid heat. The instructor should us a set of moves, and then we would follow him over and over and over.
Because we couldn't speak Chinese, we had to use body movements and language to communicate anything. Lucky for us we weren't considered disciples of the Temple and living there full-time. If we were, we may have been subjected to the stick.
During your early years of training, if there is talking or an attempt to tell a tasteless political joke, you get whacked with a stick. You focus on training and perfecting your craft, and that's it.
This sort of training would be great for John Kerry.
Maybe it would be better if John Kerry only spoke in Chinese to the media. Think of all the things he could have avoided over the years.
Photos of his testimony in front of Congress. All the speaking he did that came back to haunt him after Vietnam. The Swift Boat Blunder.
His call for peace from the Swiss Alps. And now his latest example of "Step-On-the-Shovel-and-Hit-Yourself-in-the-Face."...his tasteless attempt at a joke about education, our servicemen in the Armed Forces and the White House.
Yep. It's time for Senator Kerry to learn Chinese, get his own copy of Secrets of the Shaolin Temple Volume I...and go to China for awhile.
He needs to get hit with a stick.
Best,
William Huff
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